Clay Jones for April 18, 2024

ZZZZ … covfefe … ZZZZ

It would’ve been better, all around, if Traitor Trump would’ve been put on trial for his lifetime of felony crimes back when he was younger and healthier—you know, a few DECADES ago!

“Please, don’t spoil my day, I’m miles away And after all, I’m only sleeping” (The Beatles).

Pizza rat is on the jury? OMG! Love the sippy cup.

Low Energy Donny…

Hey, he got to be tired he been running the country since 2021 with no help, well only the good things that his followers like. At least that what they say at his rally’s.

I just want the stupid jerk not on the front page every day.

trumpy’s social rant at “Stupid Jimmy Kimmel” where he couldn’t tell the difference between Kimmel and Al Pacino, when he probably said to Stormy, “Say hello to my little friend!”.

Meanwhile “Sleepy Joe” is out campaigning, selling his version of the truth about inflation (closer to real than the orange maroon’s) and speaking in coherent sentences using real words. What a contrast!

This trial should be televised as well as his others. One of the most important and significant in US history.

Orange Droolius, Droolius Caesar, Don Snoreleon, or the Nodfather; so many good nicknames for the naked emperor.

This reminds me of that old song done by The Kingston Trio: “Hang down your head, Don Drooley…”

EVERY news outlet that isn’t a reich wing propaganda outlet should refer to him only as “drowsy don” from now on.

Better him sleeping than talking to prospective jurists.

It has been pointed out that in some ways this is the least consequential of the trials he will be subjected to, but remember, this story, along with recordings of him talking about grabbing women, might have torpedoed his chances way back then… and the publicized facts of this may remind some people of stuff they’d forgotten

“Zzzzzzz…I love you, too, Vladimir…zzzzzz…”

He wasn’t sleeping. He had just closed his eyes and gone to his safe place.

Soooooooooooooo Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Takes a confidant man to sleep through his trial.

“… ZZZ… Ivanka… now it’s your turn… ZZZ”

Just have Stormy smack him on the a$$ with his stupid magazine. That should wake him up.

From TDS: “It’s gotta be the most complicated plot a porn star has ever been in.”

welllll… yeah, I guess so. And the fat and creepy old phart rolls over and sleeps one minute after those scenes, too.

Sister, now that’s hard-workin’ money, right there.

Biggly laugh at this one.

♫ ♪ “You’ve been talking in your sleep, sleeping in your dreams…”♫ ♪

OMG, Trump dozes off one time and it’s now a national crisis….really??? Does one think he might be a little tired after all he’s been through. (And yes, it’s a funny toon though:-)

How many bibles does Trump have to sell to pay for his sex with a porn star trial?

Hell is truth seen too late. Thomas Hobbs

Clay: just read thru 120+ comments and not one from t-rump fluffier fern? Did mommy take away his computer privileges? (sorry, just like the bad penny, nowhe’ll fill up the rest of the comment page.) Maybe the shine is coming off the cheap chrome plating of TFG’s armor?

T forgot to bring his MyPillow and favorite blanket.

It’s easy to ridicule Traitor Trump, what with that 77 year old toddler being an imbecile, but we should never forget that he has so many criminal charges against him because he committed so many crimes. Until recently he got away with them, year in and year out, decade in and decade out.

‘Unwise’: Legal experts stunned by Trump’s latest disrespect of potential jurors

Donald Trump stayed seated Thursday morning as those around him in the New York court stood to be introduced to potential jurors — a show of respect that is traditional.

Some Biden aides refer to Trump as ‘Hitler Pig’, report says

His lawyers have drugged him to keep the outbursts down.

Bubububut sleepy joe.

While he’s nappin’, tape a “Kick Me” sign on him.

Karma keeps biting his behind, but he never gets it.

Just more gas on the fire! Call the injustice dept,

Trump appears miffed as potential jurors trash him to his face

Donald Trump has been forced to spend three days in court, listening to multiple Americans describe what they don’t like him — and he doesn’t seem happy.

Trump’s lawyer told potential jurors that some of the witnesses that will be called during the trial have expressed great dislike for Trump. One even said that they wanted revenge. The lawyer asked if people could look past that and focus on if such witnesses “met the burden of proof” on Trump’s guilt or innocence.

“He seems very selfish and self-serving,” the juror told the court. She explained that she doesn’t like that coming from a public servant.

“How he portrays himself in public seems to me … he’s not my cup of tea,” she continued.

After the potential juror suggested he was selfish, MSNBC’s Yasmin Vossoughian said, “It seems the former president does not like this response, leaning back, crossing his arms in hearing these opinions of him.”

Ooooh! that is an awful mental picture you just painted. Ruined my appetite.

Bulldozer

Pizza Rat,make us proud! Vote to send him up the river….