Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 25, 2024

The low-hanging fruit is too tempting here, but I’ll pass. It wouldn’t get by the nanny bot anyway.

Come to Canada, meet Robertson. You can make a much more positive connection.

Date a Robertson. He’ll be a bit square, but he’ll hang in there.

Just wait for Mr. Allen

As a couple commentators have already noted, Philip has been around a long time. Nothing special about him any more. Robertson, Torx, Posidrive and a large family of cousins take something special.

Bartender … another screwdriver for my friends!

Still … he’s pretty cool.

“I think I’ll just screw the dating scene and stay single”

Those two are just a couple of slots.

You think he’s special, you should see his cousin ‘Torque’

Stick with a nice stable Square Drive.

Yeah, he’s friends with Allen and Torx.

Just get back with Rusty Nail.

The screwdriver that turns Pam’s head should theoretically work on Phillip.

I think they’ve all got a screw loose.

He works for an health technology company.

someone’s loose

Oh, just hammer away at him! He’ll be in there, soon enough!

You don’t think his head is any good?

Are they all drinking screwdrivers?

Then a wrench named Allen walked in.

He’s just killing time till his driver shows up.

Theu are in a bar. I am guessing he is drinking vodka and orange juice.

I bet Torx® never get a date

I’m betting this is a bar that doesn’t serve screwdrivers.

phillip’s screwed too tight anyway…