I’m starting to realize his Bible pitch is A DISTRACTION from the forthcoming IPO of “TruthSocial” – so that it’d go through while we’re all breathlessly freaking out about the least-Bible-friendly confidence trickster in Christendom. Well done.
“The Trump Bible comes with a Stormy Daniels centerfold.”
If that were so, I wonder if he could “afford” the lawsuit for copyright infringement.
On the other hand, I’m surprised that no one has yet distributed an AI-built deep fake of Trump’s head on a female body, maybe even convincingly spouting various of “his” offensive quotes.
I’m sure that it actually hasn’t (yet) been done, since if it had, it would have gone viral and been a top news story.
Ontman about 1 month ago
MAGA wishes.
JohnHarry Premium Member about 1 month ago
If there really wAs a “god” – she would have made that book burst into flames and immolated the jerk holding it…
Free Radical about 1 month ago
Approved by je$u$ himself
wildthing about 1 month ago
What’s a bigger $cam than politics? Religion! I’m just dying to hear Donald’s 10 Commandments!
Walter Kocker Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m starting to realize his Bible pitch is A DISTRACTION from the forthcoming IPO of “TruthSocial” – so that it’d go through while we’re all breathlessly freaking out about the least-Bible-friendly confidence trickster in Christendom. Well done.
(sigh)
lonecat about 1 month ago
I find this funny. Thanks, Gary.
wirepunchr about 1 month ago
He probably stiffed (ya, ya, ya I know there’s a joke there) her for the modeling fee.
suspiria about 1 month ago
Then they go “but… but… it’s the besterer and strongerer centerfold EVER ! Or sumfink.”
Odon Premium Member about 1 month ago
Or buy the Double Gold collectors edition with a fold out of Melania for just $99.99!
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
nice
The All-Hearing Aye about 1 month ago
Q: How do you know we have long since crossed over into a never-ending episode of The Twilight Zone written by Wes Craven while on LSD?
A: Evangelicals run toward the Ochre Ogre.
IndyW about 1 month ago
Well, if the foldout gets people to read it, then what’s the problem.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
“The Trump Bible comes with a Stormy Daniels centerfold.”
If that were so, I wonder if he could “afford” the lawsuit for copyright infringement.
On the other hand, I’m surprised that no one has yet distributed an AI-built deep fake of Trump’s head on a female body, maybe even convincingly spouting various of “his” offensive quotes.
I’m sure that it actually hasn’t (yet) been done, since if it had, it would have gone viral and been a top news story.
Rich Douglas about 1 month ago
Get ready for the Karen McDougal issue. It will be a major one trial in a few weeks.
rossevrymn about 1 month ago
Hmmmmm, someone beat you to that one.
edeevans1947 about 1 month ago
Actually, I assumed the Trump Bible came with a naked centerfold of Trump. Strangely, not one copy has been purchased!