We’ll be back to “Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask” on Agitation Theatre, right after these stimulating massages…
She’s not bad — she’s just drawn that way.
Cage Death Match! Deuteragonist Odie v. Regent Odie Colonie!
— Hollywood Inquisitor cover headline for this week’s main article, “Studios Launch Programming Attack, Force Classic TV into Modern Relevancy: King Leonardo Slashes Garfield’s Kingdom during First-Blood Drawn in Apocalyptic Showdown!” by Avril “Dragonblaze” Lavigne and W. Averell “Abyss-Keeper” Harriman, © 2024, Innocent Bystander SexPress, a Division of Hapless Lingerie Universe, a subsidiary of Tattered, Titillating & Tantalizing Undies LLC, a shell corporation of Innuendo and Outdee-Udder, EIRL
Same here. Perhaps that is a members-only / paying customer retention goodie / pot sweetener.
Football concussions? That’s where having your skull lowered comes in handy!
Yeah, yeah — The All-Gazpacho Channel, right?
The Hypocritical Oaf: First, wash your hands of all patience — and patients.
The Glib Reaper strikes again!
“We’re going to need a MUCH bigger pan.”
Cat litter drying
would be a much better watch.
Any Jacques Cousteau?
- Sylvester, Felix, Bill, Tom, Fritz, et al
We’ll be back to “Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask” on Agitation Theatre, right after these stimulating massages…