Scary part is that it either will be a jury too dumb to know how to get out of jury duty or a very smart biased jury that was slick enough to convince a judge and lawyers that they can be fair and impartial.
Seven selected, eleven to go. That’s a far better score than CETI, unfortunately. The religious nuts would have what would colloquially be called a “conniption”.
And there’d be plenty of spiced Schadenfreude for everybody!
I hope they call me. Yes, I could be an impartial juror because I would listen to the evidence presented. My personal feelings about the defendant are irrelevant in a trial.
Since all 12 jury members would have to find Mangolini innocent….I’m think a mistrial or a hung jury might be more likely. I doubt anyone could find 12 New Yorkers who wouldn’t think Mango was guilty—Noo Yawkers know the Trumps all too well.
Trump creates disturbance with pre-trial publicity, then complains about pre-trial publicity. This is his usual move: accuse others of doing what you are doing.
what a novel defense: I’m so well-known that no-one in the world is impartial, therefore your bogus charges against me are so negligible as to be non-existent.
The fame of Trump and the circumstances of his legal problem will make it practically impossible to find jurors without an opinion. In that case, it comes down to character, which is fitting considering how we have removed it from politics.
As I mentioned in another comment, this should be moved to Guantanamo, out of sight.. and justice established by the same methods used on others intent on destroying American values.
I do wish that Matt Davies had used the actual name for the “Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence”, since there seems to be a dearth of it down here, and it’s a nice acronym. Also, I note that the acronym for the juror search is “CFIT”, which is the FAA’s abbreviation for a crash that didn’t involve an aircraft failure: “Controlled Flight Into Terrain”. Coincidence? ;-)
Um, yeah… CETI is a nonprofit organization applying advanced machine learning and state-of-the-art robotics to listen to and translate the communication of sperm
SETI, on the other hand, is Searching for the evidence of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
Probably the same odds…..
knutdl about 1 month ago
Mission impossible.
Flashaaway about 1 month ago
I bet they end up acquitting. Remember the fix is always in.
GOGOPOWERANGERS about 1 month ago
Brothers in a endless search
comixbomix about 1 month ago
It makes sense that they’d decide to search other planets.
admiree2 about 1 month ago
Scary part is that it either will be a jury too dumb to know how to get out of jury duty or a very smart biased jury that was slick enough to convince a judge and lawyers that they can be fair and impartial.
Zuhl's Wife about 1 month ago
Seven selected, eleven to go. That’s a far better score than CETI, unfortunately. The religious nuts would have what would colloquially be called a “conniption”.
And there’d be plenty of spiced Schadenfreude for everybody!
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Dozo and his D-list lawyers don’t want impartial jurors; they want jurors who will let him off the hook.
mourdac Premium Member about 1 month ago
The one on the right has been borrowed from its mostly unsuccessful mission to find impartial, nondelusional Repubs since 2016.
cdward about 1 month ago
I hope they call me. Yes, I could be an impartial juror because I would listen to the evidence presented. My personal feelings about the defendant are irrelevant in a trial.
Hidden-in-the-Trees Premium Member about 1 month ago
Since all 12 jury members would have to find Mangolini innocent….I’m think a mistrial or a hung jury might be more likely. I doubt anyone could find 12 New Yorkers who wouldn’t think Mango was guilty—Noo Yawkers know the Trumps all too well.
tpcox928 about 1 month ago
Trump creates disturbance with pre-trial publicity, then complains about pre-trial publicity. This is his usual move: accuse others of doing what you are doing.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Beam me up,Scotty,there’s no intelligent life down here…
John Leonard Premium Member about 1 month ago
They already have 7.
charliekane about 1 month ago
Donnie can’t lose. Either he wins, or it’s rigged against him.
I’m an only child, but I believe I was about 8 or 9 years old when I gave up that kind of thinking. He’s such a baby man. Sad.
babka Premium Member about 1 month ago
what a novel defense: I’m so well-known that no-one in the world is impartial, therefore your bogus charges against me are so negligible as to be non-existent.
rmike7842 about 1 month ago
The fame of Trump and the circumstances of his legal problem will make it practically impossible to find jurors without an opinion. In that case, it comes down to character, which is fitting considering how we have removed it from politics.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 month ago
As I mentioned in another comment, this should be moved to Guantanamo, out of sight.. and justice established by the same methods used on others intent on destroying American values.
Aviatrexx Premium Member about 1 month ago
I do wish that Matt Davies had used the actual name for the “Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence”, since there seems to be a dearth of it down here, and it’s a nice acronym. Also, I note that the acronym for the juror search is “CFIT”, which is the FAA’s abbreviation for a crash that didn’t involve an aircraft failure: “Controlled Flight Into Terrain”. Coincidence? ;-)
djtenltd about 1 month ago
This one’s absolutely bananas!! LOL!!
Zuhl's Wife about 1 month ago
Um, yeah… CETI is a nonprofit organization applying advanced machine learning and state-of-the-art robotics to listen to and translate the communication of sperm
SETI, on the other hand, is Searching for the evidence of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence
Radish the wordsmith about 1 month ago
They have 7 out of 18 jurors in 2 days.
nyg16 about 1 month ago
Dozo the Clowns only hope is that a tRUMP zombie can lie his way onto the jury
AtomicForce91 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The View wants them to find jurors that never supported Trump, only opposed him.