To many movies. You are trying to make a pirate’s life glamorous. Ask a modern day pirate how glamorous a pirate’s life is! Taking after a container ship in a leaking used fishing tub off the coast of Somalia. The container ship makes a sharp turn and smashes your tub under it’s keel. Or worst the Navy shows up and “bang” your dead. Also no one rescues a pirate in the open sea. And if your lucky and capture a ship, you don’t get any money, a warlord in Mogadishu gets the money.
The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago
Next cut of a hand or leg and poke out your eye.
WhatsTheJoke 23 days ago
Arrrrrr…!!
Sanspareil 23 days ago
Yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me!
DaveG1960 23 days ago
To err is to be human,
To Arr is to be pirate…..
Botulism Bob 23 days ago
They’re having yo ho ho’s to go with their bottles of rum.
Gent 23 days ago
Next? Says shivers me teembers and walks the plank.
Calvinist1966 23 days ago
“Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,
Drink and the Devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got marooned.
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
What does a pirate name his dog?
The Plank. That’s why he’s always walking The Plank.
littlejohn Premium Member 23 days ago
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
blunebottle 23 days ago
My favourite line from Pirates of the Caribbean: “Why is the rum always gone?” [stumble] “Oh…that’s why.”
bobpickett1 23 days ago
three sheets to the wind
phritzg Premium Member 23 days ago
Easy on that stuff, Bung. It’ll make you grog-gy.
Count Olaf Premium Member 23 days ago
So they now follow FedEx, UPS and Amazon trucks as they make their rounds making deliveries.
zodal 23 days ago
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Just-me 23 days ago
“Of seeming arms to make a short essay,
Then hasten to be drunk, the business of the day…."
Cymon and Iphigenia. by John Dryden
rickseg 23 days ago
But I don’t WANNA be a pirate!
ronmor1 23 days ago
To quote the late Toby Kieth. “Rum is the reason Pirates never ruled the world”
rockyridge1977 23 days ago
Party on……..
Goat from PBS 23 days ago
Now we find buried treasure! YARRRR!
preacherman 23 days ago
A drunk crew will be easy pickins for the real pirates.
blakerl 23 days ago
To many movies. You are trying to make a pirate’s life glamorous. Ask a modern day pirate how glamorous a pirate’s life is! Taking after a container ship in a leaking used fishing tub off the coast of Somalia. The container ship makes a sharp turn and smashes your tub under it’s keel. Or worst the Navy shows up and “bang” your dead. Also no one rescues a pirate in the open sea. And if your lucky and capture a ship, you don’t get any money, a warlord in Mogadishu gets the money.
Mediatech 23 days ago
Something about a dead man’s chest.
ladykat 23 days ago
15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 15 men and the devil had the rest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
BillyJoBob69 23 days ago
‘Black Sails’ is now on Netflix, one of the best series I ever watched
MichaelD Premium Member 23 days ago
“Why is the rum always gone..?” – Captain Jack Sparrow.
tracybsmith 23 days ago
Why is the rum always gone?
StephenRice 23 days ago
A rum go, and no mistake!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 22 days ago
The risks of success….
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 22 days ago
Wenches! That’s what’s next, wenches and more wenches.