The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2024

The mummy’s curse!

Didn’t the Three Stooges find the tomb of Rootin’ Tootin’?

He was a great Phartoah.

now that is a toot uncommon!

Rooten tooten comic, I like it….

What else would you expect from an 18 year-old pharaoh?

They’ll be gettin a blast out of this find..

Blimey, who died?!

I don’t want to imagine a few thousand year old fart! – Don’t pull that finger!

That’s a gas!

Don’t be a dummy for the gummy mummy.

Talk about an old joke…

Silent but dead

There once was a gas station in Williamsburg, VA, called Toot and Come In.

Bet it´s a trap.

About to raise some dust.

I will not make a joke about a certain trail that is currently in the news

Better out than in – especially after 3000 years.

Ha! Good one!

Beware, obnoxious gas!

Ugh

So if you get caught breaking into the tomb, you tell the authorities that you have something in common.

Aaaa this joke really stinks.

After his tomb is opened, it becomes a sar-cough-a-gas.

Funny

Another one that is somehow way funnier than it deserves! ;)

Good Morning

An archaeological evidence of Dad jokes.

A Pooter-Hooter! (With lotsa dust!)

I wonder if Pootin’s tomb will have the same feature?

Nice Nike Swoosh & Golden Arches. The latter is particularly apt for this ’toon, as junk food consumption is a sure-fire way to cause gastrointestinal distress.

Wait until they experience this mummy’s curse.

No way, King Toot was too young to be a grandfather.

I guess that is why those tombs have such foul air when they are first opened.

No. It’s the tomb of “Rootn Tootn”.

So that was the real curse: milenial lethal gas.

The tomb of Tootmose has the same inscription.

I’d rather dig up Ramsneeze.

Could it be Ramcheese.