I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.
Averagemoe 23 days ago
Is he afraid that he might end up like his own father?
ratton8 23 days ago
I want to give him a hug. Notice he doesn’t say “rich” or “famous” or even “successful”. Just “okay”. This feels like something in his life has made him genuinely worry that he /won’t/ be okay, and that’s not how a kid ought to feel.
codycab 23 days ago
Just learn a lot of dad jokes and you’ll be fine, Ethan.
sirbadger 23 days ago
Are his eyes acquiring a white area?
mccollunsky 23 days ago
Yeah, he turned out pretty well, nice wife, good daughter, there’s a living unicorn.
Kwen 23 days ago
You’d someday get a daughter that’ll be able to time-travel. And used it to spend time with you. And you have to ask if your life turned ok?
luca.debus creator 23 days ago
“weird and embarrassing but basically kinda cool” is honestly the best anyone can ever hope for
French Persons Premium Member 23 days ago
“Which stocks should I buy?”
Trond Sätre Premium Member 23 days ago
“And you’ll have at least one girlfriend that I know of…since you do get a wife.”
scyphi26 23 days ago
He would. :P
vonskippy 22 days ago
All the drugs you took in your teen years warped your genes and you have a future daughter so delusional that she thinks she sees/talks with unicorns and the delusional unicorns are even more delusional then the daughter. Prepare for a huge lifetime of medical bills, at least until she turns 18 and then can be dumped on the states to fund.