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“I will allow to to squat on this occasion, if you take off your shoes.”
Statistically speaking, flying is several thousand times safer than sticking your head in a bucket of acid.
If she messed that up, maybe she could at least go for a discount by claiming to be an Emotional Support Animal.
It’s not all bad. There’s an entire subculture dedicated to looking a planes with telescopes and identifying their makes an models.
The sparkleverse, you say? Is it part of the unicornverse?
He should do this more often.
It was a very lucky stab indeed, because it was exactly the right very specific and nuanced pronunciation.
It’s called “security theater”. Despite that, no one seemed amused when I recited Shakespeare while waiting in line for the metal detector.
I doubt it. Ozy’s dad only recently found out about toothpaste.
Since her horn spirals, you just need to unscrew her.
“I will allow to to squat on this occasion, if you take off your shoes.”