Here is another statement that Calvin’s bedtime has risen to 8.00 pm. When Rosalyn first appeared, his bedtime was 6.00 pm and it later became 7.30 pm. In this late Rosalyn arc, it has risen to 8.00 pm. All this shows that Calvin is gradually aging during the Rosalyn story arcs just as when he refers to the camping trips as being in separate years.
Politically, I’m with team Rosalyn… and TEAM JACOB!! Werewolves rule, Vampires Drool! (And yes, my wife dragged me to every one of them friggin movies. SMDH)
My dad had a work event one evening, so my mother hired a baby sitter to watch my little bother and myself. We were allowed to watch tv until about 8:30 p.m. after which it was bath time and then bedtime by 9:00. My bother decided he wasn’t going to do what our parents and the baby sitter had told us to do.
When she (a high school aged girl) told him to get into bed, he squirted her several times in the face with a squirt gun, then the chase was on about the house. She caught him and put him into bed after relieving him of the squirt gun.
When my parents got home, I could hear her telling my dad about the bother’s escapades. Where upon he marched into the bother’s room, pulled him out of bed and paddled him right in front of the baby sitter. An event well deserved in everyone’s option except the recipient of the paddling.
She did baby sit us again, which was sort of surprising to me.
I don’t deny that Calvin’s behavior is way out of line but Rosalyn was also incredibly irresponsible these last few strips. It seems pretty clear that Calvin should not be left with her.
Just remember to never admit guilt or sign a confession without first consulting your lawyer. In this case, Calvin’s attorney is a stuffed tiger and all he wants to do is sleep!
BE THIS GUY 25 days ago
That confession is inadmissible — it was given under duress!
(Ask your husband!)
codycab 25 days ago
People like me record kids getting in trouble. That’s the new proof.
Spacehog 25 days ago
Rosalyn is smart!
SHIVA 25 days ago
I would have fun handing down his sentence!!!
snsurone76 25 days ago
What did she do—hold a gun to Calvin’s head??
French Persons Premium Member 25 days ago
At least he didn’t lock her out of the house this time.
Blu Bunny 25 days ago
She dictated to me on what to write.
Calvinist1966 25 days ago
Here is another statement that Calvin’s bedtime has risen to 8.00 pm. When Rosalyn first appeared, his bedtime was 6.00 pm and it later became 7.30 pm. In this late Rosalyn arc, it has risen to 8.00 pm. All this shows that Calvin is gradually aging during the Rosalyn story arcs just as when he refers to the camping trips as being in separate years.
DaveG1960 25 days ago
The signature was a nice touch too……..
Dr. Quatermass 25 days ago
Politically, I’m with team Rosalyn… and TEAM JACOB!! Werewolves rule, Vampires Drool! (And yes, my wife dragged me to every one of them friggin movies. SMDH)
gantech 25 days ago
Is there a gag order involved?
Count Olaf Premium Member 25 days ago
Calvin should take this all the way to Diana Ross and the Supremes Court!
Link from Twilight Princess 25 days ago
Calvin’s nose should have grown.
bignatefantic2.0 25 days ago
And on top of that, I’m pretty sure Calvin got his Stupendous Man costume taken away once again
SquidGamerGal 25 days ago
What is it about Rosalyn that brings out the worst to Calvin?
sandpiper 25 days ago
So the lies are in his handwriting with his spelling errors. H-m-m-m-m wonder how she did that.
Just-me 25 days ago
My dad had a work event one evening, so my mother hired a baby sitter to watch my little bother and myself. We were allowed to watch tv until about 8:30 p.m. after which it was bath time and then bedtime by 9:00. My bother decided he wasn’t going to do what our parents and the baby sitter had told us to do.
When she (a high school aged girl) told him to get into bed, he squirted her several times in the face with a squirt gun, then the chase was on about the house. She caught him and put him into bed after relieving him of the squirt gun.
When my parents got home, I could hear her telling my dad about the bother’s escapades. Where upon he marched into the bother’s room, pulled him out of bed and paddled him right in front of the baby sitter. An event well deserved in everyone’s option except the recipient of the paddling.
She did baby sit us again, which was sort of surprising to me.
rshive 25 days ago
Rosalyn has powers that we’ve never dreamed of.
mindjob 25 days ago
Now Rosalyn could just record the whole incident on her phone
elvira.alejandro 25 days ago
Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent never had to write a confession
sobrown51 25 days ago
Calvin’s mom and dad should believe Calvin is capable of just about anything he is accused of.
John Jorgensen 25 days ago
I don’t deny that Calvin’s behavior is way out of line but Rosalyn was also incredibly irresponsible these last few strips. It seems pretty clear that Calvin should not be left with her.
locake 25 days ago
That is not a full confession. It is only one page. A full confession would be several pages.
Angry Indeed 25 days ago
Just remember to never admit guilt or sign a confession without first consulting your lawyer. In this case, Calvin’s attorney is a stuffed tiger and all he wants to do is sleep!
denirwin Premium Member 25 days ago
Calvin’s dad is already angry, because Calvin’s prior antics have caused an exorbitant babysitting fee.
Robert4170 25 days ago
Some might be dumb enough to claim that making Calvin sign a confession was “abuse”.
A Hip loving Canadian... 25 days ago
Clearly, Calvin has never of the term “Projection”.
R-G-H 25 days ago
I’d really like to see how Rosalyn got Calvin to confess
wiley207 25 days ago
Now we just need Calvin’s nose to have grown really long in the last panel!
centoxyz 25 days ago
Calvin is going make is destined to be lawyer or politician. He is a pathological liar.
liberalnlovinit 25 days ago
Where have I heard Calvin’s explanation before?
Fortniteguy1 25 days ago
literally her: I swear I cannot do this anymore I’m freakin’ out I’M FREAKIN OUT WITH THIS LITTLE…!
jacob591233 24 days ago
if I was the mom, I would personally believe it, after all she does threaten to kill Calvin
Otis Rufus Driftwood 24 days ago
They need to withhold Calvin’s allowance to cover for what they paid out to Rosalyn. That’ll learn him.
hagarthehorrible 24 days ago
Confessions of a six year old does not count,.I guess, though I have no clues of laws.