Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    The Founding Fathers would appreciate the effort. Or, maybe they wouldn’t.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    I’m sorry, but what’s the punchline?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Political comment: Probably smarter than any thought The Rump will have over the next few years.

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    Non-political comment: It’s curtains for Stephan.

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    knight1192a  over 7 years ago

    Not so sure the system is place anymore.

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 7 years ago

    there are no checks and balances when one party has the White House, Senate, House, and the Supreme Court

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    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    Non-political comment: the strip is non-political today! Yay!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You’re slipping, Pastis. This one was completely predictable.

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    Now Cartoon Boy is a cereal punner.

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    cdgar  over 7 years ago

    Does Trump know about this system? He could use it while organizing his new cabinet.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Are those the Cinnamon Chex?

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    juicebruce  over 7 years ago

    Croc Power ! Been a while for the Crocs…….

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    jrlind55  over 7 years ago

    “Chex and Valances” is a pun for “Checks and Balances”, the design of the United States’ Federal Government (and the States, too) to prevent one branch of government (Executive, Legislative or Judicial) from getting too much power.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I knew the punchline as soon as I saw the second panel.

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    gmu328  over 7 years ago

    Another great one Stephan. And this one actually appears plausible.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 7 years ago

    ’cept my wife pronounces it “Vay lence”

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    rossevrymn  over 7 years ago

    As soon as I discover we have another lousy pun coming, I’m out.

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    dook  over 7 years ago

    Come to think of it, lots of countries do very well without “chex and valences”. Parliamentary democracies (Canada, UK) usually have majority governments where the [main] “chex and valences” are in the hands of the opposition. The real “chex” come at a subsequent election. Countries with proportional representation tend to have coalition governments where the “chex and valences” are “built in” as one of the coalition partners in governments can always pull the plug.

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    A. Weiner  over 7 years ago

    Pig should have had some folks from the Czech Republic standing around as an extra layer of safety. Backup systems can be critical.

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    kd7lhy  over 7 years ago

    this is for TEMPLO S.U.D., It is a PUNchline. LOL.

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    Stocky One  over 7 years ago

    Originally, this was headed in a more risque direction, but “chicks and dalliances” would have been too politically incorrect.

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    lgilbert50  over 7 years ago

    Keep em coming, my side hurts from laughing

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Shut up, Rat.

    xxx

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago
    @Carl R

    “The real restrictions were that the Federal government didn’t have the power for broad taxes (eliminated 1913), to print money (eliminated 1913),”

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    The power of Congress to coin money, and levy and collect taxes is in Article I of the Constitution.

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    And the 20th Century in the US was possibly THE most successful century EVER, by any nation in human history. I hardly think anything that happened in 1913 was some sort of death knell.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I want to know how Rat made that hole in the wall?

    Or is it the real truth that Cartoon-Boy himself made it to facilitate another far-fetched pun?

    Enjoying life in the basket on Staci’s porch, Punster-Boy?

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    oloryn  over 7 years ago

    Hmmm. What is GoComics doing that when I post the link for this, it ends up showing yesterday’s comic?

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