Astoundingly phenomenal ! A stunning stupendosity of satire! Jesus wept ! I love it ..it’s so utterly genuinely authentic ! David P€ck€r is the Rupert Murdoch of print media ! Your supermarket is a repository of arcane knowledge ! Thanks a million, Jeff – seriously!!
Watch it there. My Republican mom considered it her Bible. Plus even though she has passed, bless her heart, we keep getting letters to renew with that crap.
As David Pe**er testified his publication got its message delivered without ever leading the magazine stand in the check out line. The cover was what was or is important.
A writer replied to a critic’s particularly nasty review as published in a newspaper: “Dear Sir, I am presently sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review of my play before me. Very soon it will be behind me.”
I always liked “Weekly World News” on account of my being a big “Bat Boy” fan, but, isn’t everybody?
I see harvey weinstein got the New York charges thrown out, seems his attorney used a combination of the O. J. and the cosby defense. Still, poor harvey now goes to Californya for some prison time, cause they called dibs.
old1953 24 days ago
ROFLMAO! You can’t comment on the subject of this toon. This nanny is so stupid that it’s just incredible.
Pickled Pete 24 days ago
National Enquirer – the paper fit to read while on the sh!tter…
Call me Ishmael 24 days ago
Astoundingly phenomenal ! A stunning stupendosity of satire! Jesus wept ! I love it ..it’s so utterly genuinely authentic ! David P€ck€r is the Rupert Murdoch of print media ! Your supermarket is a repository of arcane knowledge ! Thanks a million, Jeff – seriously!!
Call me Ishmael 24 days ago
Would you believe that the Gocomics “nannybot” will not accept the name of David “Peck€r” ?!
piper_gilbert 24 days ago
Catch and Kill Conspiracy. The one conspiracy I believe.
Darsan54 Premium Member 24 days ago
Is ‘David’ the most appropriately named editor for the Enquirer or what ???
jmera53 24 days ago
Watch it there. My Republican mom considered it her Bible. Plus even though she has passed, bless her heart, we keep getting letters to renew with that crap.
Radish the wordsmith 24 days ago
Now we know where Maga gets its news when not watching Fox propaganda.
hogbung 24 days ago
Long age I heard the people who work at the Enquirer borrowed a phrase and called it, “The Home of The Whopper!”
walkingmancomics 24 days ago
I like the line, “News even we don’t believe.”
brwydave Premium Member 24 days ago
As David Pe**er testified his publication got its message delivered without ever leading the magazine stand in the check out line. The cover was what was or is important.
Chazz 24 days ago
A man with such an appropriate name.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 24 days ago
Danziger really enjoyed doing this one, I can tell!
Yontrop 24 days ago
It’s nice that Jeff could come up with an upbeat cartoon today. They have been pretty grim lately.
kaffekup 24 days ago
Men in Black swear by its veracity. For their purposes, of course.
braindead Premium Member 24 days ago
Maybe if he changed his name to David Peter, GoComics would accept it?
nyg16 24 days ago
" Hey tRUMP zombies get a free subscription with every vote for Orangie the Clown"
Concretionist 23 days ago
Is Nat E still extant? I have trained myself not to even glance at the crap they post near the checkouts.
PraiseofFolly 23 days ago
I have forgotten the origin of this anecdote:
A writer replied to a critic’s particularly nasty review as published in a newspaper: “Dear Sir, I am presently sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review of my play before me. Very soon it will be behind me.”
The Lone Panda & Tonto 23 days ago
I always liked “Weekly World News” on account of my being a big “Bat Boy” fan, but, isn’t everybody?
I see harvey weinstein got the New York charges thrown out, seems his attorney used a combination of the O. J. and the cosby defense. Still, poor harvey now goes to Californya for some prison time, cause they called dibs.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 23 days ago
He must have had fun doing the front page.
Direwolf 23 days ago
Every time I hear p#cker and p@rn star in the same sentence I can’t help but giggle a bit.
SofaKing 23 days ago
That’s ridiculous. Bigfoot is Canadian, he can’t vote here.
lindajaques 23 days ago
the paper to only be read if the grocery store line is extremely long
Fuzzy Kombu 22 days ago
I do not look at that pic and think, “Golly, what big feet!”. And you?
rossevrymn 22 days ago
Muddy Waters’ favorite rag
nyg16 22 days ago
Orangie the Clowns is changing his depends every 10 minutes after this testimony