Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 27, 2024

Time for nanotech uniforms for instantaneous change when a trade happens (makes things even more interesting if it’s in the middle of a game)!

Maybe costumes like the ‘stars’ of the show wore in "Running Man’, or, failing that, the costumes of the comic book "heroes’ that the fans of kneelingball equate the players with.

When a sport becomes super commercial, people forget about the spirit of the game and only care about shallow silliness.

Boring? Has he seen the Oregon multiforms?

Don’t know how to tell you Tank, it’s happened some time ago.

My grandsons friend likes playing dress up. Future Oregon Duck.

They are having uniform color problems with 80 teams and only 64 colors in their crayon box.

Crayola has a 152 color crayon box. It will be the state engineering red and blue against state fine arts scarlet and cerulian. Let’s see whose TV can differentiate that.

There are no capes in football!

World Cup football is going to a 48-team format. Add just one more level of competition and you’re at 96 teams. Nothing to it.

Feige is the last guy you want to advise on that. See: the last couple of years worth of Marvel movies, most of which not only been terrible, but also outright financial bombs.