Close to Home by John McPherson for July 02, 2021

Bori Lertwald

Dump the GPS. Your car, your rules!

Nag,nag, nag….

Dang, that could ruin anyone’s day.

time for the GPS to meet the street. :D

I have Ozzy Osbourne on mine.

Better that than the mom actually being there

So according to his mom, go left and you’ll be right, but if you go right, you’ll be left.

Is Bleeb hiding behind the P ?

My Mother, The GPS?

Thank goodness for “tramps”!

“Philly Killed His Car” by Will McIntosh in Asimov’s Science Fiction July/August 2021 issue.

https://twitter.com/Asimovs_SF/status/1406314605970923528?s=20

Life was much simpler in the 60’s. I was good at refolding maps!

Hey, that’s my girl friends name!

I like my GPS a little on the trashy side.

FOR SALE:

iPhone 12 Plus… with wicked awesome GPS app.

Note: The voice in the GPS app may sound like someone’s mom… but it’s totally not!

Hope he’s wearing clean underwear.

After the car accident, his mother asked the EMTs: Did he have clean underwear. EMTs: yes, ma’am they were in the glove compartment.

For 5 More seconds….

Another Sunday classic!

Time to switch back to paper maps.

“And did you eat your vegetables?”

Kenny, I feel you man!

lasonjakesnover…

Now young man you drive directly to the hospital and ask to see my friend Nurse Ratchet!!

Time to reset that thing to factory defaults and start over programming it.

Driver, you don’t call, you don’t write…..

That GPS should also say Lori is waiting for results of her herpes test.