Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 11, 2015

Wait ’til she learns about brass nipples…..

If you snicker at the word “tool” you don’t even make the cut.

That’s a bolt, not a screw. (teehee)

don’t forget the ballcocks

Then we screw them together.

Don’t forget about the cockhole cover

And, to take the cork out of my wine bottle, I like a good cork screw.

Lately, Arlo & Jan are repartee-ing much like Luann & Quill!

No wonder plumbers are always chuckling….

Ask her which she prefers for cleaning out a service entrance, reamer, plunger, or snake. .(She’ll fall off the tub if he starts talking about putting in a self-rimming sink.)

OK, the above are all the plumbing jokes I’ve heard – anybody got any more?

When I bought a plunger, I didn’t want to pay for the handle. I needed it for a trombone mute.

Same thing happened in the computer world – Male connector → Female port…

Professional plumbers have no sense of humor?

A lady I worked with always used the terminology " pin and box ".

Shut up, Arlo — she didn’t volunteer for the job — you lied and guilted her into “helping” you…

I think you are all sexist pigs!

Good.

Maybe that’s why there aren’t many female plumbers, lol.

I remember back when I was in high school and had first begun studying Electronics, one of my female classmates flatly refused to believe that any sort of connectors were referred to as “Male” or “Female”..She was Convinced that it was something Boys made up to embarrass girls..

To say nothing about “laying pipe”…This arc is ripe with quip opportunities.

Janis has nice knees.

If you don’t do it Arlo’s way, you end up with a whole bunch of little pipe fittings you need to find homes for.