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1. about 17 hours ago on Shoe

   One Eastern European leader, in the days of the Iron Curtain and the Cold War, proclaimed in a rah-rah speech that “the Millennium is on the horizon!”

   In the car afterward, one of his toady bureaucrats asked him in all supposed seriousness if it was true that the Millennium is on the horizon.

   The grand pooh-bah replied, “Don’t you know that the horizon is defined as the line that recedes as you approach it?”

2. about 17 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   The fungus “feeds on” the radiation in the sense that the radiation is its source of energy and life vitality.

   Unfortunately this says noting about any ability to reverse radiation sickness in humans. It does not even indicate that the fungus, taken out of that environment, would itself be radioactive — but probably it is.

3. about 17 hours ago on Reality Check

   Yes, but does Winky lose his spleen?

4. about 18 hours ago on Herman

   And what would be your point?

5. about 18 hours ago on Grand Avenue

   If she really had the touch, the kids would be upstairs cleaning the bathroom for her.

6. about 18 hours ago on The Flying McCoys

   The lawyer doesn’t care. He got his fee.

   Oh yeah, he got it from you, not her.

7. about 18 hours ago on F Minus

   They went on to join the pinsetters union. It was a short gig.

8. about 18 hours ago on Cul de Sac

   It’s OK. Alice is probably already fixated on something else.

9. about 18 hours ago on Cornered

   Things could get sticky. I hope they just roll with it.

   Today’s question: do you apply wallpaper rolls with a paint roller?

10. about 18 hours ago on Close to Home

    Burgers in Space.

    To the tune of Lawyers in Love.