My work sells “the world’s hottest gummy bear.” It’s literally 1 gummy bear in a box that is, if I recall correctly, 5 million scoville. That’s 5x hotter than our hottest hot sauce. I warn people to have bread and milk on hand—especially if there are tween boys involved.
One time when we were (foolish) kids, me, my brother, and a friend played marco polo in the dark in the church basement. Me with my eyes closed ran into one of the cement support pillars… I think I saw stars
This strip is rather Seussian =)