Don ask me.
Janine: “I wanted pet porcupines, but mom said ‘no’.”
“Now tell me what I’ve missed.”
“The point?”
Old man Spud is going to need to pace himself if he actually plans on living that long.
Hair koozies will do that to you.
Text adventure game instructions. “Look fountain.” “Take fountain.” “Put fountain on desk.”
Hey, you can work a job when you get the flu? Sick!
At least drain the swamp first, dude!
Carol is working for Crumbs now?
Satisfactory? Who buys satis, anyway?
Bagpipers don’t need to be in a shopping mall to annoy you. Them, and accordion players, can annoy you anywhere you want to be.
Janine: “I wanted pet porcupines, but mom said ‘no’.”