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1. about 5 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m sure it gave someone a chuckle.

2. about 5 hours ago on Aunty Acid

   How about the bathroom scale?

3. about 6 hours ago on Bloom County

   Did you just tear off a new sheet of toilet paper? Or did CNN, the Credulous Numskull’s Network send out a new edition?

4. about 9 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Ronco?

   $9.95 + S&H

5. about 18 hours ago on Bloom County

   I bet you learned that from The Credulous Numskull’s Network Phrase of the Day Toilet Paper…

6. about 21 hours ago on Bloom County

   Well, the AI in my head fills in the gaps in memory

7. about 24 hours ago on Bloom County

   In the show Taxi, Jim comes back to work. Louie asks why he had been gone for so long. Jim says he told him he was taking the weekend off. Louie tells him he’s been gone for 5 days. Jim replies that he thought we had gone to the metric system.

   Yeah, that’s pretty obscure, but I tend to remember these things… much to the annoyance of certain parties…

8. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Your attempts at emotional blackmail will not work. You will not get any scratch and sniff photos. You are just going to have to accept that.

9. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You realize your fixation on the state of my undergarments is not healthy. So, I am sorry to tell you, I will not enable you by sending you the scratch and sniff pictures you were wanting….

10. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have no use for people who are ignorant on purpose

    So, that explains your self loathing…