Recent Comments

1. about 11 hours ago on Real Life Adventures

   My first thought was to use gloves. But then again, I’m guessing 21 years ago they didn’t have Playtex up to the elbow gloves. What does your brain have to say about that?

2. about 11 hours ago on DeFlocked

   Let me save you some time Rupert…, let’s call it an even 2,000 raisins.

3. 2 days ago on Daddy's Home

   Why not both? Just dip the bread in pancake batter. I just had to have a midnight snack, made French toast, and tried adding ricotta cheese to the egg mixture. Turned out to be a very good idea, and topped off with blackberry jam and berry syrup.

4. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Personally I don’t like pepper, but I do like jalepeno and banana peppers. The cook (not going to call him chef) should have taken Pig at his word at the first “When”. Of course it would have then been a two panel strip at most, and not nearly as entertaining.

5. 2 days ago on One Big Happy

   I’m sure James’ mom would have some choice words for “whatever”.

6. 2 days ago on Off the Mark

   Sounds like something I say from time to time when people ask how I am doing. I tell them, “I’m in good shape for the shape I’m in.”

7. 2 days ago on Maria's Day

   She’s mentoring Lila and showing her the finer things of life. One of the perks of being a big sister.

8. 2 days ago on Loose Parts

   As Buzz Lightyear would say, “They’re not flying, they’re falling, with style.” The closest I ever came to falling with style was when I once went roller skating. I tried for 30 seconds to keep from falling, and upon regaining my balance, onlookers applauded. I took a bow, and then fell in the process.

9. 2 days ago on The Dinette Set

   Jerry reminded me of a new fashion trend.., Tank tops over speedos. Now there’s a look that would impress the babes.

10. 2 days ago on DeFlocked

    I learned recently they changed bakers, and therefore changed the name “Samoas” to “Caramel DeLites.” They still taste good. That to me, is the important part.