Recent Comments

1. about 7 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Gent ignores the most basic of the rules of the English language: “Never end a sentence with a proposition. End every sentence with LOL” dorcguyver, every comment you write for any strip ends in “LOL”. Is how you talk in real life? “Gimme a pepperoni pizza LOL” and “Sorry your mother died LOL” and “Doctor a worm crawled in my brain and died and I’m vomiting brains Oh God I’m gonna DIE!! LOL.”

2. about 11 hours ago on Crankshaft

   It’s his strip and he can do what he wants. But that isn’t always a great career move. When was the last time you saw a paper running Dilbert?

3. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Is it just me, or do most of the smirks in this strip look like someone’s trying to hide a chili dog burp?

4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Pregnant. She’s at minimum 70-75 years old. Drawn like she’s 24, because maybe Tom hopes DiCaprio will like the strip.

   Note: “Were they surprised?” and NOT “Did they agree to this?” as Mason races away laughing maniacally, as Mindy and Moron stare into the void. Mindy says flatly “All our money, all we ever worked for…gone…taken by HIM.”

   …This is odd. Until this second, I’ve never felt a desire to swing a 3-foot long Stillson wrench into someone’s Ken Doll-perfectly capped fake teeth. Hey, he’s rich! He can buy more!

5. 1 day ago on Free Range

   My fave group, Franklin and the Stoves.

6. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   “Oh, hi, I’m you’re great auntie Grizelda! I know you’ve never met me, but tomorrow we’re holding the Super Bowl at your house. No, not our Super Bowl party, the ACTUAL SUPER BOWL… No, why should we have asked? Your backyard seats 100K right?” Gotta admit: If Starfish Bones wants press, it’s going to get it! “STARNOSED MOLE III PREMIERE WORSE THAN FYRE FESTIVAL”

7. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   “hotel space food”I think Tom’s been eating that, if he means “the LSD Mason left in his room last time.”

8. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   TOM: “Studios make decisions on movies that need to make a BILLION DOLLARS to just BREAK EVEN over the course of a whimsical week! TRUE craftsmen like COMIQUE ARTISTES sit on their utterly perfect unedited scripts for eleven months!” HAS HE RESEARCHED ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE? yells the Talking Murder Monkey.

9. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   So…the STUDIO sent GEORGE CLOONEY-MAN to Dumpster Town Ohio to negotiate using PUBLIC DOMAIN MUSIC a FEW MINUTES AGO IN STRIP TIME…But the movie-like object comes out in a couple weeks, in DUMPSTER TOWN OHIO. And boy—is he smug about it! Sounds like his Strarsuck Movie am GOODS! Maybe better than “Madame Web”!!

   Tom calls this “writing” and “reality.” He literally has no idea how anything works. How does he think people eat their Montoni’s Pizza, by shoving the slices in their EAR?

   But he’s right. Yesterday he said it wouldn’t be funny.

10. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

    Eve, you need to crosspost these on…That Place! You know—The Lost World of Roiurama!