Recent Comments

1. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Preach, Rat! I was immediately reminded of the inconsiderate woman next door with the three incessantly barking mutts.

2. about 1 month ago on Close to Home

   Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode with two Hee-Haw characters in the cornfield:

   [First guy] My wife ran off with my best friend.

   [Second guy] You bitter?

   [First guy] Yep. Bit HIM, too…

3. about 1 month ago on Close to Home

   One nice theeng eez, ze game of love eez nevair called on account of darkness!

4. about 1 month ago on The Lockhorns

   Leroy! :-)

5. about 1 month ago on Wizard of Id

   Why don’tcha diet?

   Why, what color is it NOW?!?

6. 2 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   Before he runs off, Arlo says: “Turn around, I believe I can find ’em.” :-D

7. 2 months ago on Close to Home
   Debbie: Can I ask you a question?

   Grim Reaper: What?

   Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?

   Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!

8. 3 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   Good evening, Clarice.

9. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I’m early Gen X (1965-1980) – born in 1966.

10. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

    I heard those first three words in the voice of Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi (1983). :-)