Now, Hawthorne might think that bringing up politics to a fight-prone fish is a bad idea. But I couldn’t disagree more. I think the bottom of the ocean is a perfect place for many of our politicians.
Apparently, the inventor of the plastic grocery bag never intended it to be a single-use item. I am glad that we now encourage (through a small fee) people to use their own reusable bags. Maybe one day we can transition to Tupperware for things like cereal. You would simply dispense it like coffee beans from one of those chutes.
My brother used to get the ice cream with bubble gum in it when we were kids. I can’t imagine a more jarring interruption to the ice cream experience than sifting out bits you aren’t supposed to swallow, and blowing bubbles with increasing volumes of cold, hard gum between bites of ice cream.
Now, Hawthorne might think that bringing up politics to a fight-prone fish is a bad idea. But I couldn’t disagree more. I think the bottom of the ocean is a perfect place for many of our politicians.