…queer how folks at the bottom of the hill looks down on the people on the top…
…my sister used to sing this when she jumped rope with her friends…
…looks like the lady in the comic is getting ready to talk to a man about a horse…
…my wife likes walking in on me while I’m trying to ‘feed’ the baby tapirs’…
…‘Lady!’…
…can’t you see I’m…
…oh, I’m sorry…
…she says…
…
…we did see the northern lights…
…there was only this weak pinkish glow where we live in town…
…which technically was the lights…
…I guess…
…and with momma in her kerchief…
…and I in my cap…
…settled in to driving where it was darker than that…
…and we parked …
…and we looked….
…with the sky all aglow…
…we each said to each other…
…by perchance did you bring your phone?…
…with a pat and a glance…
…we both out loudly exclaimed …
…Oh, no! I did not…
…oh what a shame!…
…so we drove back to home…
…giving ourselves each one a kick…
…when I opened the car door…
…there was my phone …
..under the dash in the nook in a nick…
…true story…
…we went back and got lame just barely there pics…
… THE END …
…A Guardian’s Of The Galaxy fan, I see…
…a farmer said to me that he understands why people rally against GMO corn…
…but as a farmer…
…it grows the same length …
…it is drought and bug resistant…
…and has a higher yield…
…thus easier to sell for a higher profit…
…he went on to claim that while ,yes, it may not be as nutritious…
…its not that most if not all of the crop is not sold for human consumption…
…he understands the need for high fructose corn syrup…
…but he is selling corn hopefully to the highest bidder…
…is it up to him what the seller does with it?…
…are other sellers held to that standard?…
…corn dogs…
…it had to be corn dogs…
…often maligned by politician photo-ops…
…I’m talking to you Mitt Romney…
…they go good with Mr. Mustard…
…in the corner…
…in the dark…
…with a knife…
…but fried hotdogs on a stick…
…yea-gads man…
…is there anyway to wrap them in bacon?…
…we could call them Danger Dogs …
…and put put Cleveland Ketchup’s Ghost Pepper ketchup on them…
…danger Will Robinson…
…Peaks ville, Ohio…
…is not only corny…
…but more cornfield heaven …
…than Iowa…
… perpetually falling at a Lagrange point feels …
…like in a vomit rocket…
…like you are floating in space…
…vs…actually floating in space…
…I mean…
…were the Apollo 8 astronauts the first humans to actually ‘float’ in space?…
…wound a ‘X’ do instead of a check?…
…or, perhaps, can I use my debit card?…
…there you go on one of your tangents…
…I don’t get it…
…but I feel it…
…Oh! The humanity…
…queer how folks at the bottom of the hill looks down on the people on the top…