Wouldn't you like to know?
Don’t let Garfield know.
Clearly he’s been reading our political news (through another wall break).
When misery doesn’t love company…it insists on company.
And why doesn’t his wife look like Jessie?
Let him out. He’s got a date; he can’t hang around.
As far as my bladder is concerned, 3:30 is “potty” time.
The kid probably wanted to spice up his “Risk” game with some real toys.
Dad’s sitting at home blind and sad…unless he stole someone else’s orbs.
It’s not a hit song if you give the song to musicians and they hit you instead.
Clearly this librarian has survived the “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” crazes.
Don’t let Garfield know.